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Funny things 3 year olds say6/18/2023 With a fresh unopened pack of polo shirts to apparently play with (this particular one went on for a whole week).Sunglasses and sunhat in the middle of the snow.He has arrived to the childminder's house in the following outfits, at his demand: When asked to say cheese to the camera he ran off to the kitchen and returned to hold up a packet of cheese to the camera with a cheeky grin. Ollie: ‘Pretend I live in a shoe! No actually, pretend I’m a hammer!’ We should always encourage it, even if their suggestions are as bizarre as this: Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. The beautiful world of play and imagination If you need a laugh today, we have put together a list of things kids say. Read Next: How To Answer Those Awkward Questions About Sex 4. By the end of it all I was basically bundled in the oven by my husband with a bun in my oven and Ollie's none the wiser as to how he was made. Sophia told him I cooked him in my tummy, he then asked his Daddy did he put me in the oven to cook me so I could cook him. Ollie: 'Mammy and Daddy how did you make me?' Ollie (horrified that I dared take all the credit) : ‘Noooo you had Sophia in your belly, Daddy had me in his belly! Nana had you in her belly and Grandad had Daddy in his belly’Īnother revelation he’s had in regards to his creation recently:ĭriving along, the whole family in the car and the littlest voice pops up: Me: ‘No darling, I carried you in my belly’ Ollie: ‘Mammy, Daddy carried me in his belly’ We rounded up the best of the best and here are our favorite: My daughter told me she can’t have a play date with her friend Dylan. Read Next: 9 Things You Really Need To Know About Potty Training 3. Whats the funniest thing somebody did or said today If you could eat only one food for an entire year, what would you choose Whats the funniest joke you. Ollie: 'That’s ok Mammy, I don't want one now'. Me: 'Ollie when you go to the toilet you'll get a sticker' Ollie: 'No I won't go to school, it's fine, thanks’Īnother attempt to soften him up to toilet training: Me: ‘Ollie, you're going to learn to use the toilet so you can go to pre-school in September, isn't that fun?'Ĭasual as anything and without looking away from his toys: He understands very well, I tested him with funny things like you said. Approaching toilet training softlyĪnd suggesting reasons why it’s a good idea: A two year old is typically speaking in 2-4 word phrases to express wants and. Read Next: 7 Ways Your Toddler Is A Better Negotiator Than You 2. Ollie: 'Mammy if you keep telling me to lie down I'll have to take your phone off you!' Ollie lies down and settles, then out of the darkness comes this little sassy line: Me: 'Ollie you need to lie down on your bed or I'll have to take Teddy out of bed' Trying to put him to bed (it’s a disaster every night!) Mommy, are you having another baby because you have a fat belly. When I dyed my hair red for the first time, my 6 year old niece said I like your orange hair. Here are some scenarios we’ve found ourselves in: 1. I guess that IS pretty close to Hanukkah. When you see the world through a 3-year-old’s eyes, it’s the most magical place.
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